8th Divisions Vice-Captains office

This is the place where the 8th Division's vice-captain spends the most of the time. Most of the time working on the huge pile of paperwork his captain forces him to do . But it's of course also the place where he relaxes and does other things that fit in a regular day of a vice-captain.

*Dio walks in with a large box*

heya sogyo how are we today i brought you a present

*Dio reaches into the box and pulls out a bag of lollies and and cask of sake*

^^here you go all for you oh iand make sure you get the paper work completed in the next ten hours...

*Dio opens the box completely to reveal it is jam packed with paperwork*

have fun friend PM me if you get stuck ^^

*walks up behind a huge pile of paperwork*
"Huh..what.. Oh Heya taichou, I was just busy finishing this up."
*listens to Dio.*
" Oh sake and lollies! I really needed that after all that work! Thanks, I was near a mental breakdown, some sake would do me good."

*sees opened box.*

"... ..you..more......paper.. "

*dramatic voice.*

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not more!"

*bashes head against his desk.*

*sigh.* "Alright, I'll get on it. Meanwhile you can take that pile from yesterday's work with you. I finished it, and I found a way to handle the work load, look. I built the pile into the eiffeltower "

*looks at the tower impressed and his eyes widen as he marvels at it*

ohhhh ohhhh next do the sydney harbour bridge

i like what you have done that deserves a reward. here!

*puts a star sticker on his forehead*

Good Job!!

*tries to get the sticker of his forehead.*

"You know, less paperwork would be a nice reward too, I mean last time I saw you busy with paperwork you where sleeping on it ...... and covering it in drool. Do you know how hard it is to take drool of paper with out ruining it, taichou?"

*looks proud at the statue.*

"Thanks for the compliment, but I'm not planning to make a career out of paperwork statues. I mean it takes a lot of paperwork to make those statues, and I'm not such a fan of paperwork. But the sydney harbour bridge sounds like a nice challenge. As a final masterpiece before I end my career as artist."

lol ok k but be sure to "finish" off all of mine and yours paper work before noon tommorow there is a compost out back i started.... i been trying to raise super intelligent worms by feeding them paperwork and seeing if they get smarter when they eat it....

*Dio Grins and puts another bottle on his subordinates desk*

here is another bottle of sake for you. in case you run out before i come back ^^ have a nice day now sogyo

*Dio shunpo's out of the officce back to his own*

"Oooh, superintelligent worms, that's cool. Great idea taichou, your a mastermind!
And thanks for the bottle of sake, I'll make good use of it, take care!"
*sees Dio leaving. And opens his window.*

"Luckily I'm an animal lover. Eat my little friends, eat!"

*He shoves a big pile of paper out of the window and the worms race towards it to eat it.*

"Well that's done, now for my other responsibility.
*opens the sake bottle.*
Sake testing, I've gotta make sure the sake quality of the 8th division is perfect. Can't waste more time."

*Pours it into a cup and takes some sips.*
"Hmm, quite good actually."

*Dio walks in with a large box*

heya sogyo how are we today i brought you a present

*Dio reaches into the box and pulls out a bag of lollies and and cask of sake*

^^here you go all for you oh iand make sure you get the paper work completed in the next ten hours...

*Dio opens the box completely to reveal it is jam packed with paperwork*

have fun friend PM me if you get stuck ^^

O.o dejavu... on second thought ill take care of this now
hadou #31 shakkahou

*the paperwor incinerates imdediately and Dio walks out smiling*

oh you may want to put that fire out before it causes some damage... have fun now sogyo^^

*Sogyo's jaw drops when he sees the fire in his office.*
" Y..yo..you just burned the paperwork!?"
*Sits still a short moment, so amazed he doesn't know what to do. But then runs over to put out the fire.*

"This is great, in some weird way. I don't have to work a lot and find a place to store it."

*Finally managed to kick out the fire.*

"I'll have fun taichou, don't you worry. I just have to call someone to repair for the burn mark but after that I'm off "

*Raine knocks softly on the door*

Oi, is anyone here?

*Sniffs*

Is that smoke...

*Shrugs and enters the office*

I'm here to collect the paper work for the (th publication and files...

*Her voice trails off as she looks about the office*

Nani... che...?

*Sogyo walks to the window to open it to get rid of the smell.*

"Phieew, this place stinks. Now to get rid of the smell before someone notices."

*Just after he said that Sogyo heared someone knocking on the door. Just when he wanted to reply the door was already opened.*

"R..r.raine-taichou! What a surprise I ehm..."

*Sogyo stands right in front of her to block her view of the office. Hoping that way she wouldn't notice that it was the paperwork that was burned.*

"I ehh. eh just finished my.. eh campfire ritual. Yes fire ritual. It's a really old thing, we do here in the 8th. Yeah with a good luck dance . Really old..and secret..... probaby the reason you never heared about it"

*Smiles nervously and he carefully helps her around the huge black burn mark and paper pieces still blocking her view and leads Raine to a chair.*

"So ehm.. you where looking for the paperwork? Take a seat I'll get it just wait a second."

*Starts searching in the file cabinet for some old paperwork. And starts thinking of a way to get out of this situation as good as possible.*

*Dio runs into the office*

Quick sogyo hurry hurry Raines on her way......

*Dio spots raine*

uh why hello love what brings you here?

*looking at sogyo Dio makes subtle movements suggesting he runs while Dio has Raine distracted*

uh hang on this isnt my office hahahahaha my my i seem to be in the wrong place see you later love

*Dio moves to the window and attempts to dive out*

*Raine raises an eyebrow*

A campfire ritual...

*She sighs as she shakes her head*

What has Dio done to you Sogyo, you were such a responcible VC...

*She's interupted as she's pushed down into a chair*

Oomf, what in the...

*Notices Dio*

Why hello there luv...

*She takes note of his movements and the vein on her forehead shows through and she smacks her forehead with her palm*

I knew you had something to do with this!

*She casts an icy gaze towards Dio as a wall of ice freezes infront of the window*

Oh no you don't... not so fast loverboy.

*She rises from her seat and walks to Sogyo smiling sweetly*

Gomen Sogyo, I will repair any damage that may come to your office shortly ^^ As for right now you needn't worry about the paperwork, go out and enjoy the day! Dio will be filing the necessary documents.

*Flashes a vindictive grin her fiancé's way*

How kind of you to do so Dio ^^

*She shunpos behind Dio and drags him to his Vice's desk and seats him there, placing a pen in his hand*

*As Sogyo sees Dio running in he finally hopes he's saved.*

Alright! he's got a plan! I wonder what he thought off.

*Sogyo looks at Dio who subtle suggests that they should run for it.*

..... this was his plan!?!

*Just when his captain slams to the ice wall and gets dragged back again he tries to say something, but Raine is faster and Sogyo decides not to go against someone who sounds so serious*

"Oh well if ehr.. you put it like that..then eh.. I'll be outside then..take your time Raine-taichou."

*Sogyo carefully walks to the door.*

*Dio plows face first into the ice and slides down the ice wall.
being forcefully sat down Dio start pleading*
come now love it was just a bunch of numbers and words ^^' nothing too important really is this seriously worth punishing me for?

*tries to cast the spot light off the matter at hand by doing this
then once agin tries running this time out the door*

Nothing too important eh?

*Her reiatsu flares as her temper follows suite*

Are you saying my Division's work isn't important... hmm?

*A wall of black flames emerge and burn viciously in the door frame*

Dio-kun, there is no escape... from me or my seemingly pointless paperwork.

*She smirks as she snidely replies*

You'll have to endure bboth wraths, 'til death do we part...

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
i dont wanna do the paperwork!
*starts flailing like a disobediant child then suddenly stops, a huge grin on his face*

but then again it is time spent with you my love so i guess it is a sacrifice i must make!

*picks up a caligraphy brush and starts rapidly doing the paperwork*

Good ^^

*Pats his head*

But I hope you don't expect me to stand here and watch you fill out the 6 hours worth of make up articles and documents.

*Smiles and manifests an icecream cone*

Sogyo and I are off to go for some icecream -^^-

*Grabs the unsuspected Sogyo and drags him by the arm out of the office*

Have fun, I'll be back in a bit to check on you

*Wicked smile and a wave*

*Dio watches Raine leave and waits five minutes.
then legs it*

hahaha never make me do all the work... alone atleast

*Dio dissapears leaving the very vast majority undone*

*The real Raine saunters out of the shadows and promptly grabs him about the collar*

Going somewhere luv?

*Dio laughs as raine grabs at his after image and continues to make a dash out quickly shunpoing around the room avoiding Raines grasp before finally being able to leave*

sorry love i dont feel like being punished like that ^^

*Raine's expression became of a competitive nature, an ego-driven smirk spanned her lips*

Think you're clever eh? You'll never win the game of speed with me Dio...

*Shunpos directly in front of him, her hands crossed across her chest as she shakes her head*

Tsk tsk, thinking you could beat the prodigal student of the Flash Goddess herself...

*She quickly binds him using bakudou and tethers him to the chair, releasing only his arms to write*

Now, WRITE!

but but but....

*looks at paperwork*

*faints*

*Pats his unconscious head as he slumped over*

Don't worry luv it will all still be here when you come to ^^

*Dio Dies hoping to find no paperwork in heaven, through the pearly gates he strolls and suddenly he plummets down to the firery pits of hell

oh come on thats abit rich... i wasnt that bad in lfe...was i?

a booming voice calls out,

stealing from the poor and needy, making the homeless fight for half a piece of chicken, murdering the innocent....

now hang on i never killed anything in my life....

the voice replies smugly
you stepped on an ant... poor ant was one day away from retirement

Dio slaps his forehead not believing that line was used once again....

and the ultimate evil! not doing your paperwork for your fiance! for your misdeeds you will suffer! you will be made to do an endless amount of paperwork for all eternity!! bwahahaha!!

Dio stares blankly ahead and mutters must ne a woman... punishing me for not doing the work... a bloke would praise me for that....

i heard that now your gunna have to do math work with it as well!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dio wakes up and looks around. seeing Raine he hastly continues his work*

i just had the worst nightmare love....