Re: Wolfs&Dragon Cave

by Zeria Iiyasei Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:42 pm

*reachez in her bag and pullz out a giant stack of exploding notebooks*

"They only explode if you tear a single page out, then chuck the notebook"

*gigglez*

"They're my own creation...considering my chibi side takes over somedays. Yes, I have a chibi form. Though I prefer my normal"

*holdz out her armz and spinz around*

"Yup"

*handz the stack of notebooks to TZ*
^^

by Kenpachi TZ Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:48 pm

Zeria Iiyasei wrote:*reachez in her bag and pullz out a giant stack of exploding notebooks*

"They only explode if you tear a single page out, then chuck the notebook"

*gigglez*

"They're my own creation...considering my chibi side takes over somedays. Yes, I have a chibi form. Though I prefer my normal"

*holdz out her armz and spinz around*

"Yup"

*handz the stack of notebooks to TZ*
^^

*Catches stack of notebooks.*

Oro? Shocked

.... You didn't just throw them to me did you...?

*Notebookz start glowing.*

... Oh boy.

**BOOOM!!**

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:35 am

O.O;

"But....but....."

*freaks out*

"I NEVER TORE A PAGE OUT OF THEM! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!"

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:46 am

*The smoke cleared and TZ was on the ground from the blast as scorched pieces of paper flew everywhere.*

*Groan.*... What the hell?

*He looked up and a single scorched piece of paper landed on his chest he picked it up and read it.*

"100% Guaranteed Quality. Made In China."

*He just threw and staggered upright. Cracks were heard as he stretched his back.*

Ahhh shut up. Jeez I need a JD right now. >.<

*TZ went over to the bar and got himself a rather HUGE shot of JD and emptied it in one go.*

Need anything Zeria? Oh and don't freak out. Trust me.. being grand rey ceroed hurts worse. >.<

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:48 am

*is already freaking out*

"GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN!"

*bowz repeatedly*

"I forgot I have the exploding notebooks that other people made in my void bag too!"
><;

*showerz TZ with candy and chocolate from her bag, as well as a few other random stray items like bottles of shampoo, t-shirts, and a Wii*

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:55 am

Calm down.

*TZ was pouring another drink for himself and as he raised the glass to his mouth he saw Zeria doing something.*

AAAAHH!!

*Gets crushed by the sheer amount of gifts and his voice could be heard underneath the pile.*

*Groan.*.... Scratch that.... I spoke too soon... This hurts worse. >.<

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:57 am

O_____O
*goez into chibi form and lifts all the gifts off at once, throwing them in a pile next to TZ, and then picking him up*

"GOMENASAI!"
><;

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:05 am

*TZ's body hurts as Zeria touches him.*

OW!!

*He staggered upright by himself.*

No. Zeria... I'm fine. Just... need a large glass of alchohol and something to eat.

*TZ picked up the shot glass as if to drink it but stopped... he then threw it away and picked the whole bottle. He took a swig from it and headed over to pick his vaizard apron off the hanger. He then entered the kitchen and began cooking up something wincing as he withstood the pain.*

... Anything ya need?

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:08 am

O.O

"You just....drank down a ton of alcohol.......and aren't even staggering....."

O___O

"And put on an apron........."

><;
*poofs back to normal*

"Can I help you make some ramen? I'm kind of hungry. Going chibi form makes me hungry"

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:19 am

Hehe. I'm a chef... what can I say? And a chef gotta wear an apron.

Ramen huh? Coming right up.

*TZ walked or rather limped out of the kitchen with some ramen for Zeria and some fries and chicken for himself. He took out a Red Bull and sat down and began eating.*

Chibi form? What's up with that?

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:24 am

*followz and takes a seat next to him*

"It's something I've had since birth. I can go chibi at will"

*shrugz, then starts on the ramen, pulling a small bottle of tea out of her bag*
^^

"Yummy...."

*smilez*

"I'll have to have you try some of my famous chocolate layered cheesecake sometime. I've yet to meet someone who does not fall in love with it"
^__^

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:29 am

Hmm? Chocolate layered cheesecake ya say? Sounds interesting.

How about we get to making one now? ^^

Oh and a heads up. Be wary of Sheroxx's rules. She's... at times... unstable. >.<

*TZ rubbed his back remembering the kick that sent him flying into a wall back when he nearly fought against her.*

Oh and wait... how'd you learn to cook as you were roughing it?

by Kazuma Goreroth Yamada Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:35 am

oh man somebody give me some coffee...

I'm not feeling so good now....

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:43 am

Kazuma Goreroth Yamada wrote:oh man somebody give me some coffee...

I'm not feeling so good now....

*TZ's head turned as he heard Kazuma's voice.*

Hmm? What's up Kazuma?

Coffee? Sorry but that's one of those things I can't make right. Embarassed

So, unless you don't mind being poisoned, you'd be better off helping yourself. Oh and what's up with ya?

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:46 am

*laughs*

"I guess you could say that I used kitchens in hotels when no one was around"

*gigglez*

"I can't help it. I love to cook and bake too much..."

*noticez her aniki and tackle hugz him*

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:55 am

*Laughs.*

Well that's interesting.

Though I did something different. I lost all me cooking skills after wandering all that time. Soon as I got rid of me hollow issues, I spent the next couple of weeks cooking anything I could get me hands on using cooking shows & books for reference. Gotta love that 60 inch size screen. ^^

Though that would look weird. Someone reporting in for work early in the morning to find you busy cooking an omlette and baking a cake... Shocked

lmao. Now that would be interesting to see.

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:57 am

*gigglez*

"Well, once someone caught me in the middle of making a new recipe, and I was entirely covered in flour. It was 5 in the morning and I convinced them they were still dreaming and to go home back to bed"

*laughs and sets the empty ramen bowl aside*

"That was good. Arigatou gozaimasu for making it for me"
^^

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:04 am

....

Rofl. Poor sap. Nice one.

Chad Approved

Hmm?

*Looks at empty bowl.*

You're welcome... though I didn't know you'd finish it that fast.

*Takes plate to the back and his left overs to the kitchen and disposes of them. Behind the kitchen door his voice could be heard.*

Hey Zeria! Why don't ya come round here and we'll make that cake of yours for desert?

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:07 am

*eyez light up*

"Okay!"

*divez into her bag, then comez out with a black apron that has a skull printed on the front*
^^

"Let's get baking!"

*pins the recipe up and starts setting out ingredients*

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:13 am

Zeria Iiyasei wrote:*eyez light up*

"Okay!"

*divez into her bag, then comez out with a black apron that has a skull printed on the front*
^^

"Let's get baking!"

*pins the recipe up and starts setting out ingredients*

Oro? Looks like you came prepared. Glad I ain't the only one who walks around carrying an apron.... it's kinda weird. Embarassed

Oh and that's kinda like me own difference being the lack of cross swords.

... Anyways. Back to the cake. Now...

*TZ reads the recipe and begins to pull out ingridients for them out of the various cupboards and goes to pre-heat the oven.*

Let's get cracking.^^

*TZ held out 8 eggs in his hand between his fingers.*

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:21 am

*gigglez and puts the rest of it together, chucks it in the fridge, then pullz it out a while later, and cuts a slice for her and TZ*

Spoiler:

"Voila! My beautiful no bake chocolate layered cheesecake!"

^.^

by Kenpachi TZ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:29 am

*TZ watches as she disappears from his sight and appears a couple of seconds later with the cake.... he just let the eggs drop to the ground.*

What?

... How did you-? When did you-?... What happened to the 'baking' bit!?

*TZ shook himself back to normal and cleaned up the eggs on the floor and was whispering to himself as he cleaned up.*

I've fought against taichous, fuku-taichous and espada a plenty... and I have never seen anyone move... much less make a cake that fast.

*TZ stood upright and decided to forget about it. He held a fork in his hand and tasted some of the cake.*

..... Shocked

*TZ just fell over.*

by HolyDeathNote Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:31 am

hey!!! that looks like some good cake!!! can i have some please zeria!? XDD

that looks like the best stuff i've seen in a long time!

*sits down and grabs some O.J.*

so... what are we up to?

by Zeria Iiyasei Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:37 am

"Of course, HolyDeathNote" ^^

O.O

"OH NO! I KILLED CAPTAIN!"

*runz around in circlez screaming*
>O<

*shakes TZ*

"ARE YOU ALIVE?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T GO TO THE WHITE LIGHT!"

by HolyDeathNote Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:41 am

o.O oh wait.. maybe i won't like... eat the cake... ¬_¬ O.O

wait!!! i have some healing abilities... stand back

*puts hand over tz's whole body trying to search for the bad-ness*
hey uh.. zeria.. i think its your cake... >_< you might want to bake it... i mean seriously.. bake it... now.......i'll do what i can to help tz right now but i think you need to make your delicious cake "UN-poisoned"*

*hands begin to glow light blue*
*hands over tz's stomach*

*sweat and excertion *

*15 min later*

There... thats all i can do for him... i've killed most of the poision but there is stil much in his body.... hopefully....*voice trails off*

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